Îți înșeli soția cu o fată fierbinte de 18 ani!

Thank you for inviting me for a cup of coffee. I really missed you.

Yeah I know your wife doesn't like me but just because we broke up it doesn't

mean we can't be friends, right? Don't you think that she's actually

exaggerating a bit? I mean I'm completely harmless. She's jealous of me.

Well maybe. Truth to be told I've been wanting to ask you how's your marriage